Then, or at some point, Sam's mom's best friend came over so that the two of them could watch their favorite show, so she made it clear that Sam and Henry had to either move the game or shut up about the stupid rooks. This made Sam angry, so he started arguing with his mom, and that argument got so loud that Sam's mom's best friend's husband came over and told them to knock it off, because he worked third shift and was trying to get another hour's rest before going into work, and no one in the bloody neighborhood gave a spider's leg about the color of their rooks. Sam told him to mind his own business, and the commotion finally caused Sam's mom's best friend's husband's brother to come stomping over. He's big, really big. He took one look at Sam and Henry, and they simply fled in opposite directions.
While they were gone, Sam's mom's best friend's husband's brother's wife came over and threw both the white and black rooks over the wall, hitting the back of Henry's head as he fled. And that's a bloody rook ending.
Story starter. For the fatally bored.