So, when I got home, of course I googled. Imagine my surprise when I found out that he is listed as a magician, actor, and joke writer. Ekim informs me that we've seen him sometime in the past at Magic Collectors' Weekends. Huh. Sounds so--senior of me; not only is the author associated with magic, but I've seen and heard him speak. This would be the only time, then, that I've met a cryptoquote.
Well, the cryptogram quote was boring, but Orben had some mighty fine ones, in my little opinion. Here are just a few or three examples--
Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.
Actually, I do believe that God hates flags. Oh, and this picture came from Found Shit. It's a fascinating time-eater.