Thursday, November 15, 2007

Rare Thursday


Dinner and Dance by Rob Scotton

Thursday night is my night to make dinner, but lately, I've been getting out of it. Not tonight, though. I will need all my culinary skills to whip out the Create-A-Meal and add some canned chicken. It's utterly amazing, how good these almost-prepared meals are.

I get out of making dinner again next week....

Fruit Salad: what's NOT for dinner....

Three guys who were lost at sea ended up landing on an unfamiliar island. After wandering around for a while, a group of natives picked them up and took them to their hut. The chief came up to them and said, "We will let you live, if you can go out into the jungle and bring me 10 pieces of fruit." So the men agree and take off. The first guy brings back 10 apples and places them before the chief. "Now, you must stick the apples up your ass and not show a bit of emotion, or else we will kill you." The guy got one, and on the second, he flinched and was killed. The second guy walks up and shows the chief 10 berries. He is given the same task and makes it up to 8 and then begins to laugh hysterically. He is also killed. When the second guy gets to heaven and meets up with the first, the first asks him "You almost had it! Why did you laugh??" The second replies, "I couldn't help it. I got the 8th up there and saw the other guy walking up with pineapples."

6 comments:

Doug said...

Great joke! I'm laughing still.

tsduff said...

ewwwww, and OUCH!!!!

TLP said...

Teehee!

ariel said...

Almost prepared meals??

Great joke!

Amhsirak Rian XXVIXIXLXXVI said...

You cook dinner only thursday nights?
Wow which land do you live in,I'd like to join lol

Haha I'd have been dead too, considering I would have brought back water melons!!

ariel said...

Aim, sometimes you are more shocking than Tom, girl!!