There are stones you could cast
At the biblioclast:
"He's a threat to the life of our nation!"
"He's afraid of new thought!"
"He's been media-taught!"
"What a statement about education!"
But though judgment's been passed
On the biblioclast,
For my own part, I think he's just fine--
Just as long as that ass
Shows a smidgen of class,
And wrecks everyone's books except mine.
--Dave Dickerson, read his blog: Bourbon Cowboy.
biblioclast (BIB-lee-uh-klast) noun
A person who mutilates or destroys books.