I'd like to report that this is my fifth week in my new work assignment, and one of the new characters in my workday, Bee (I was going to call her Miss Bianca, but that's too much for me to type all the time), just went a whole day, for the first time in this span of time--that I know of, anyway--without mentioning . A whole day! Last Friday, MsWyeth, one of my other coworkers, was telling us that her fiancee was phobic about flying, and waaaaaaaaaay before you could say "oops, I did it again," Bee was talking about the "mile high club."
Bee: I don't believe that, when people say they've done it up there, those bathrooms just aren't big enough.
Acton was just about to point out that this was probably just a private plane phenomenon*, when she realized the change in topic, and the fact that Bee had said this just about loud enough for everyone in the cafeteria to hear, and not just once. Bee's an evangelical, by the way.
*Well, YOU try spelling that after a couple beers.