We're supposed to be getting snow, but unlike my mother, I am dreaming of spring, and warm weather.
So, how's this for WARM weather, from the woman who should have won The Best New Artist Grammy?
I also need to point out that February 14-21 is National Condom Week. If you didn't know that, well. Now you do. Here are some Funny Farm condom jokes--feel free to add some, if you're feeling inspired.
Nike condoms - Just do it.
Toyota condoms - Oh what a feeling.
Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.
KFC condoms - Finger-lickin' good.
Bounty condoms - The quicker picker upper.
Energizer condoms -It keeps going and going and going.
Star Trek condoms - To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
General Electric: We bring good things to life!
AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.'
Microsoft: where do you want to go today ?
MCI: for friends and family
Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
United Airlines travel pack: Fly United
Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef?
Denny's Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Campbells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.